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Creators love making videos about Brandon. These are the biggest ones.
What's in a Brandon report
Friends, family, couples, exes. He reads the whole chat, years of it, and keeps nothing back.
Everyone gets a profile
A nickname and a page on who each person really is. The quiet ones included.
Your running jokes get names
The bit you keep doing, the fight that never ends, the obsession nobody admits to. Brandon spots it and names it.
Awards and predictions
Who wins the chat, who loses it, and where all of you will be in twelve months.
Then the real part
Under the roast, what actually holds you together. It's the bit people read twice.
Couples too
Your partner, your ex, your situationship. Brandon reads the whole history and tells you what's really going on.
Ask him anything
Your own questions about the chat, answered straight: a verdict, the odds, and the messages that back it up.
What happens after
Some reports get read out loud at dinner. Some end up changing things.
A mum and her son, in tears
They read their report together and both ended up crying. Years of messages, and for the first time someone said out loud what they mean to each other.
A couple who called it
Brandon put on one page what they had both been avoiding. They agreed they weren't right for each other, and ended it kindly.
A friend group, dying laughing
The report landed in the group chat and nobody got anything done for the rest of the day. The awards are still pinned.
Try it on your own chat
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Export the chat
From WhatsApp or iMessage. whatbrandonthinks.com walks you through it.
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Upload it
Drop the file on whatbrandonthinks.com. Nothing is sent to anyone in the chat.
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Read the report
Brandon takes a few minutes and emails you when it's ready. Then send it to the group.
Questions
Is this the AI from the TikTok videos?
Yes. The videos where someone drops a WhatsApp chat into an AI and reads its verdict out loud are made with What Brandon Thinks. Most of them come from our team of creators.
Which site is the real What Brandon Thinks?
Only whatbrandonthinks.com. Copycat sites have started using Brandon's name and look, and they have nothing to do with us. Before you upload a chat or pay for anything, check the address bar. If it doesn't say whatbrandonthinks.com, don't give it your messages.
Go to whatbrandonthinks.comIs my chat safe?
Privacy is the thing our team cares about most. Your chat is used for one thing only: writing the reports you ask for. It is deleted from our servers automatically, within 48 hours if you don't order a report and within seven days of your latest one, and you can delete it sooner from your account. Your messages are never sold, shared or used to train AI models, and the AI providers that help write reports work under terms that forbid it too. Payments go through Stripe, so we never see your card.
Is What Brandon Thinks the original?
Yes. What Brandon Thinks created the idea: upload a conversation, get an honest and very funny take on everyone in it. The trend you see on TikTok started with Brandon, and plenty of apps have tried to copy it since. More than 200,000 reports later, the original is still at whatbrandonthinks.com.
Who is behind What Brandon Thinks?
GumGum, a small lab building AI apps people can't stop sharing. The same team now makes Moka Score: upload a chat with your partner, your crush, your ex or your best friend, and get one score for the two of you and an honest read on where it's going.
Discover Moka ScoreWhat kind of chats can I upload?
Any chat with two or more people: a couple, an ex, a situationship, the friends group, the family group, even the work chat. WhatsApp on iPhone or Android, and iMessage with the Mac app.
Is it free?
Your first report starts with a free preview, no card needed. You read the start of what Brandon wrote, then decide whether to unlock the rest.
Does it work in other languages?
The chat can be in any language, or several at once. The report is written in English, French or Spanish.
What would Brandon say about yours?
Your first report starts with a free preview.
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